February 2011
January 2011
Everything's funnier when you're not allowed to...
Dear parents, Do you remember when you told us not to say anything if we didn’t have anything nice to say?
Sincerely, you can stop talking now.
“I’ve only ever read seven books in my life and each of them have Harry Potter in...”
– Bradley James (via love-flag)
“The Notebook” Inspired Engagement Shoot
-gypsypirate:
fuckyeahweddingideas:
oh my god this is fucking perfect
xvdx:
Dear diary,
They think I am heartless but in reality I have more feelings than I could ever bare.
when I start singing a song and people join in.
english-rose1408:
Did I invite you?
failbag:
I plan on having an anteater as a future pet
they’re supposed to be really nice and friendly
and they can eat ants
Reblog if you shower naked.
anotherteenagetragedy:
alwaysmythunder:
YOU WHORES.
RE-BLOGGING AGAIN JUST FOR THAT COMMENT ^ LOL
Seriously,
whydoyouwantmetosaymyname:
WTF DO PEOPLE DO ON FACEBOOK FOR HOURS?
AFTER 3 MINUTES, I’M JUST SITTING THERE LIKE:
THEN I COME TO TUMBLR AND I’M LIKE:
When my parents go out without inviting me
emiliekennedy:
Now
When I was little
When you're too lazy to actually walk down the...
discoverwhoiam:
Facebook now supports GIFs.
degrassiblowsmymind:
this is awesome.
click here for details.
Favourite DCOM. Ever.
roranicus:
Something Borrowed: The Top 10 Logical Fallacies... →
ieatstickersallthetimedude-:
schofio:
Ad hominem
Tries to counter an argument by attacking the person, rather than addressing the argument itself.
Ad ignorantiam
States that a specific belief is true because we don’t know that it isn’t true.
Argument from…
What if
donthateexterminate:
what if i was a cat
what if
My parents think I do nothing all day.
notazombie:
crimsun:
Bitches please, I run a blog.
LMFAO.
I should really stop being such a smart ass.
Mom: What are you doing with your day?
Me: Going to the movies.
Mom: Oh, with who?
Me: Myself.
Mom: ....Why?
Me: Because I feel like it?
Mom: ....What movie?
Me: I dunno yet.
Mom: ....Well, that's odd.
Me: Is it? Is it really?
Mom: Well you've never done this before.
Me: So I can't do something new?
Mom: It's just strange!
Me: You're acting like I just shot up heroin or something. 'You've never done this before!'
Mom: ...What's wrong?
Me: Nothing!
Mom: No, something's wrong, what aren't you telling me.
Me: NOTHING MOM. SERIOUSLY. WHAT IS GOING TO BE WRONG IS THAT YOU KEEP PESTERING ME ABOUT MY NONEXISTANT TROUBLES.
When my friends say "I remember when you...
I’m like…
Watchourtimeisfleeting-:
m0nument:
iamtheocean-iamthesea:
iblowshitup:
bubblegumyummm:
cobalon:
naydenhagin:
cats69:
kindracantspell:
LITERALLY CRYING
OH MY GOD
OH THE TEARS THEY ARE REAL
a single tear escapes my eyelid and trickles down my cheek and falls in agony to the floor below where it splashes into crystaline droplets
this is mos def me driving. road rage is my name....
I get jealous quickly and easily.
myyearinlists-:
Crocheting a multi-colored scarf
Tumblr,PLEASE bring back the red notification...
ilesttousquejedesire:
I feel so lost without it.
Two churches located across the street from each...
wallowinginmyownselfcreys:
wwiao:
paranoidrobot:
…Do the Presbyterians think Rocks are animals?
1 tag
Sucking Off a Guy With a Piercing in His Penis
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is sucking off a guy with a piercing in his penis. It tasted like metal so bad, and his ring got stuck in my tongue. Overall, embarrassing experience and funnily enough that relationship didn’t go past 1 date.
[Female, 19]
Dear Followers: I want to hear your life story....
-pokemonmaster:
I’ll listen.
Women's genitals are not a "Phenomenon". They're...
fly-me-to-the-stars:
OH MY GOD THIS!!!!^^ hahahahaha
And then Charlie sat back and watched Tumblr freak...
chatterboxrose:
